Well, after eight days, I finally got it to run.
I am still having a few problems, one quite severe, and one that isn't so bad. When I run lsmod, I get this ouput:
Module Size Used by Not tainted
lsmod: QM_MODULES: Function not implemented
The other problem is that I no longer have sound, but I think I just forgot to compile the module for my soundcard (es1371.)
This thing was no joke. You have to choose what you are compiling wisely. I think that was what my problem was, and why I was getting so many compile errors on my first few attempts. This was a little more challenging, and copying my 2.4.21 config file wouldn't help me in the slightest. As for why it wasn't booting once I did get it compiled, I still have no idea. I chose 386 this time, just to be safe, and followed the advice from whoever wrote those nice little captions on qconfig.
One other thing...My little Tux guy is gone on the boot screen! This kernel had options so that you could have three of them, and not one came up.