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FYI, in australia to "have a root" means to "have sex".

so to translate from american slang to australian

%s/lay/root/g

It makes calculus and algebra lectures more interesting, when the professor is searching for easy roots.

likewise in first year CS, when the professor is talking about "root access".

unzip ; strip ; touch ; finger ; mount ; fsck ; more; yes ; umount ; sleep

NO NO NO!!!
If you do that, you will get in SERIOUS trouble.

Didn't your programming professor tell you to check return values?

that should be:
unzip && strip && touch && finger && mount && fsck && more && yes && umount && sleep

otherwise, you will continue even if the previous action fails, and that would be sexual assault.