Gates Hoping for Vista By January

[Void Main]

Bud Light presents ... Real Men Of Genius.

[Real Men Of Genius.]

Today, we salute you, Mr Impatient For Windows Vista Guy.

[Mr Impatient For Windows Vista Guy.]

While others marvel at an operating system whose primary repair
tradition is a complete wipe, you just can't wait for more of the
same.

[I just love my Long Horn!]

Yes, it lacks security, efficiency, speed, heck, just about
everything. But ever since 1985, when you first jammed your floppies
into that curvaceous 186, you've been enraptured with Windows.

[It was five and a quarter inches!]

Despite the fact that it requires an array of Crays to run already
invented technologies at sub-optimum speeds, you will beat the rush
and see Notepad and Clock run in CPU-crippling GPU-hogging
translucency.

[It turns on all my pixels!]

So crack open an ice cold Bud Lite, oh Chevalier of the Control Panel,
because whilst the rest of us wonder what Vista will bring, you
already know.

[Mr Impatient For Windows Vista Guy!]

Bud Light beer. Anheuser Busch, St. Louis, Missouri.

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Heh heh, this will not mean much to you if you haven't heard those Bud Light commercials on the radio here in the US. A buddy at work just sent this in an email. Not sure where he got it from but I'll try and find out tomorrow so I can give it proper attribution.

EDIT: I just figured out where it came from and I should have known to look there first:
http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=190866&cid=15699159

[JoeDude]

ROFLMF(fat)AO

Tell me you thought of that yourself!!!

[dishawjp]

[I just love my Long Horn!]

But I heard that it's micro... and soft.

Ummm.... I didn't just type that
Well, maybe I did

Jim

[moto526]

I'M TELLING BILL!


Ha ha ha good one Void!
I am so happy with Suse I didn't bother to waste my time with my vista beta... I would be now I lost the right to activate it now... Oh hell